Candice Houlihan is A-Rod’s Pole Dancer

July 8, 2008
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Meet Candice Houlihan, the former pole dancer who is alleging an affair with baseball superstar Alex Rodriguez. See her photos, biography, and video here.

Her name is sometimes written as Candace Houlihan, which is a common misspelling. It is easy to misread people when their best work is in the dark.

She told the Boston Herald that she had relations with Rodriquez after his wife was knocked up. Who knew? Of Cynthia Rodriguez, Ms. Houlihan says “A leopard doesn’t change his spots. Good for her, I think she’s doing the smart thing. And she’ll probably get tons of cash.�?

She connected with him in 2004 after a particularly stressful baseball game, and you know what men want when they are stressed. They want to drink. And drink they did, she claims, and whatever comes next. “It was killing me and I felt bad afterwards. I know how it feels to be cheated on, it sucks.” Literally it does. She did not know that A-Rod’s wife was pregnant at the time.

A-Rod apparently was not done with his pole dancer. He called Candice the next time he was in town. “I reversed the curse,�? she explained. You see, Houlihan is a Boston Red Sox fan. A-Rod was sleeping with the enemy during the ALCS playoffs to add insult to injury.

“We were really bustin’ his chops and he walked over to us and I thought he was going to yell at us. But he introduced himself, asked me who I was and if I wanted to meet up for drinks later. I was like ‘Hell, yeah!’ �? They had sex in his hotel room, she claims.

As a biography, Candice Houlihan is a 31 year old beautician and hairdresser who resides in Reading, Massacheussetts and previously in Brookline. An extremely athletic person, she played basketball and still competes in local endurance events.

In 2005, Candice finished #621 in the Jerry Garcia Memorial River Walk-Run in Cambridge with a time of 42:41. She finished #34 in the Sheraton Hyannis Marathon (Hyannis, MA) in 2006 at the age of 29. And she finished #730 in the Brie Burger in Paradise Run & Tailgate Party in Cambridge MA in 2005. She finished #291 in the Jingle Bell for Arthritis run in 2004 in Roanoke, VA. You go girl.

She was a pole dancer for five years at the famed strip club named Centerfolds. Her measurements are busty-tight-fine but her weight is unknown. We have been unable to locate Candice Houlihan MySpace or Facebook pages.

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2 Responses to “Candice Houlihan is A-Rod’s Pole Dancer”

  1. 1
    Joe Kedzie Says:

    Before the A-Rod scandalrama, Candice was caught on video doing both Herky and Berserky Nuttcup at the same time. Fun fact, kids. Fun fact.

  2. 2
    Mrs TYLER Says:

    You always HURT the ones you love.

    I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOUR PARENTS. THEY MUST BE SO PROUD OF YOU! I’M SURE THEY BROUGHT YOU UP BETTER THAN YOUR BEHAVIOR DISPLAYS. I HOPE THEY CAN SOME DAY FORGIVE YOU. THIS BEHAVIOR WAS SO DEGRADING AND DISGRACEFUL. YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF GOING PUBLIC WITH ALL THIS DIRT ABOUT YOURSELF. YOU HAVE KNOW RESPECT FOR YOURSELF OR YOUR FAMILY. I’M SURE YOUR GRANDPARENTS ARE ALSO HANGING THEIR HEADS IN SHAME. YOU ARE A GLUTEN FOR ATTENTION, AND THIS IS THE ONLY WAY YOU KNOW HOW TO GET IT. I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU! FOR THE SAKE OF YOUR FAMILY ST0P IT! OH YA YOU DON’T GIVE A sh**ABOUT THEM. POOR BABY