March is gone, I know, where did the time go? And just like the other times, with it the most memorable quotes from our dear celebrities in sports and entertainment, here are the March 2011 quotes you have to see!
When did they say it? Why did they say those things? It’s all here!
Jersey Shore’s Snooki made her WWE debut just recently, but not everyone was happy to see her there, check out what Chyna said about it.
“Snooki is trying to make a joke out of wrestling, I could take on Snooki AND The Situation in a tag match and have some fun doing it.”
Miley Cyrus is Disney’s sweetheart, but when a paparazzi almost hurt her mother with his camera, she was not such a sweetheart, I can’t blame her.
“You just hit my mom with your camera. Don’t you ever do that again. You just almost hurt my mom. Don’t you ever even think about it, for real.”
Paris Hilton calls herself the original “It Girl”. Others like Kim Kardashian are imitators when it comes to fame for doing nothing.
“There’s so many people out there who try to imitate what I do but I am the original. There is nothing like me. I have done everything that I wanted to do and I feel very blessed that I have been very successful on every area. I think that I have the best style and I know fashion, the girls all love my style. When they buy my products they can be like me.”
Jimmy Fallon had Tiger Woods on his night show, and what he told Tiger might have upset any other guy, but he opted to laugh when Fallon made fun of his affairs.
“It must have been a painful and awful situation, the whole thing you went through. But from a comedian’s standpoint and my monologue writers, thank you! So much! It kind of wrote itself. I mean, balls, shafts, holes, foursomes. It really writes itself. Thank you!”
Charlie Sheen has pulled some strange things recently, first it was OK and even a bit funny, now it’s scary, people started to worry he lost his mind, now he thinks that too.
“I’m really starting to lose my mind, I’m ready to call anyone to help. I’m really trying to contain myself right now, my lawyer wants to come over to my house and take the bullets out of my gun.”
Britney Spears is so proud of her Femme Fatale album that she is calling it the best album of the entire career. I think it is great, but I also think her previous albums have been amazing.
“The bitch is back and better than ever! I think it’s the best album I have ever made. There’s nothing to say. I’ll let the music speak for me. I wanted to make a fierce dance record where each song makes you want to get up and move your body in a different way. That’s what I want from the music I listen to.”
Jada Pinkett Smith has two very talented children, sometimes child stars miss their childhood and eventually grow too fast, but Mrs. Smith doesn’t think her children are going on that path.
“I see my children as little people, not necessarily people to control. You’ve got to help them develop and become individuals. You have to find out who they are but enforce boundaries to keep them safe. [Willow] is simply being creative. I’m not worried about her growing up too soon. I’m very clear about what my priority is and that’s my family,” she said. “I used to struggle juggling work and family at the beginning. It’s hard when you change from being single to being married to being a mother. But now I’m turning 40, I’ve found a peaceful compromise. I feel very content.”
Serena Williams had a near death incident and ended up in the hospital where she was treated with blood clots in her lungs or what doctors called pulmonary embolism. This is what she recalled.
“I could have died. This can’t be happening to me. I started panicking, I thought I had a tumor. I like having a challenge. And this will be my biggest challenge yet.”
Jessica Simpson is very excited to become a Sports WAG, well she might not be too excited about becoming a wag, but I am, she definitely is excited to get married to former NFL player Eric Johnson.
“No date has been set, we’ve both been married before. We’re enjoying our commitment to each other. We want to take our time. I will be part of designing my own wedding gown. We might elope if it gets to that point.”
Those were some interesting quotes this month, So tell me which quote did you like the most? the least? Which did you find funny? Absurd?
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