We have an Elin Nordegren divorce update after first reporting the story earlier today. The rumors have been swirling around the internet for two days and have reached a frenzied pitch this weekend. Read the latest Tiger Woods news and listen to the funny video below.
The latest news is that People magazine confirmed on Saturday that Elin Nordegren is meeting with famous (and old) Hollywood attorney Sorrell Trope, according to their informants. He is almost 90 years old which means he has been around the block and back a few times with these celebrity divorces.
Assuming that reports are correct we are sorry it has come to this. Usually in a relationship you can blame both parties for when things go sour. It takes two to tango, so they say, and it takes two to divide a sea.
But in this case it is hard to imagine anything Elin Nordegren could have possibly done for Tiger Woods to collect women like Wilt Chamberlain. Gentlemen will be gentlemen and dogs will be dogs. There are two types of men so beware of those with wieners when you marry one of the turkeys.
Divorce is a difficult decision even for celebrities. Although they will have more opportunities after the breakup, and they will clearly be filthy rich, they have to do it all very publicly in front of the cameras, press, and tabloids.
In Elin Nordegren’s case she also has to consider Tiger Woods’ kids. Will her children be better off with them still together? That is an important question weighed against her own self-respect. Who could stand to live with him after all of the hanky panky?
So our bet is that the Elin Nordegren divorce is game on and that Tiger Woods will live to rue the date he slipped his golf putter into the wrong bag. Meanwhile enjoy the hilarious song parody in the video below.
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