Chelsea Clinton Engaged, Dad Silent on Marc Mezvinsky

December 5, 2009

She has not knocked herself up yet as far as we know, but Chelsea Clinton engaged herself to boyfriend Marc Mezvinsky which may be a good first step. We want to know what dad thinks and what you think.

The famous first daughter has dated boyfriend Marc Mezvinsky for a very long time since the early days at college. Ironically her parents met in college too so she is following in the footsteps of daddy Bill and mommy Hill.

The news came in the form of an email letter to the friends on her apparently large distribution list:

We’re sorry for the mass email but we wanted to wish everyone a belated Happy Thanksgiving! We also wanted to share that we are engaged! We didn’t get married this past summer despite the stories to the contrary, but we are looking toward next summer and hope you all will be there to celebrate with us.

Happy Holidays!
Chelsea & Marc

Chelsea Clinton is already 29 years old so it is about time! Like her mother she has been dogged by ridiculous rumors that she is secretly lesbian so this should finally put those rumors to bed, so to speak.

We can report that Hillary is ‘very excited’ about the news of becoming the mother of the bride and possible future grandma. Inventing a new acronym, Clinton said “I am officially an MOTB: a mother of the bride.” Is she cool or what?

But what does daddy think? So far mum is the word so our guess is that Bill is still stewing about losing his only daughter. Did Marc Mezvinsky forget to ask permission? How scandalous.

So who is this Mezvinsky cat with a C in Mark? He is a 31 year old investment banker who Chelsea Clinton insists is not responsible for the collapse of our financial system. He is premium breeding stock for Washington insiders who has the man-on-the-street talking.

Not just one but both of his parents are congressmen (and women). Ed Mezvinsky still represents a district in Iowa while Marjorie Margolies-Mezvinksy is a former representative from Pennsylvania. The Clinton-Mezvinksy dynasty is forged!

Congratulations to the happy couple.

Chelsea Clinton engaged at the age of 29. Now tell us what you think.

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