Maria Sharapova Is A Terrible Lover?

August 20, 2007

It looks as if Maroon 5’s Adam Levine is spilling it regarding his 2005 romance with tennis hottie Maria Sharapova. They met at Maria’s 18th birthday party and dated briefly but broke up with her because he claims that she is a “terrible lover” and the queen of grunts on the court is quite quiet in the bedroom. Levine told Exile Magazine that she’s like a dead frog:

“She wouldn’t make any noise during sex. I can’t tell you how disappointed I was. I really thought, like a lot of guys, that she’d be the loud screaming type. But instead, she just lay there like a dead frog. She even got angry if I started to moan, said it ‘ruined her concentration.’ It was so disillusioning that I went on Paxil for a month afterwards. Really, it was much more of a shock than when I found out there’s no such thing as the Easter Bunny.��?

Okay, so Adam Levine thinks that Maria Sharapova is a terrible lover? Hmmm, it’s obviously a tale of he said/she said, but maybe Adam needs to wonder if he’s to blame as well. If you don’t got it going on down there Adam, there ain’t much for a woman to moan about, if you catch my drift.

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5 Responses to “Maria Sharapova Is A Terrible Lover?”

  1. 1
    Lucrezia Borgia Says:

    It was so disillusioning that I went on Paxil for a month afterwards

    Ok, now THAT is a remark that can only come from a truly dickless low life. Sheesh.

  2. 2
    Moosemilk Says:

    What a TOOL! The only thing Levine succeeded in doing by publically dogging a former lover is demonstrate how emotionally immature he is and how inadequate he is in the sack.

  3. 3
    fckboy Says:

    sharapova.. iz hot!i wud luve 2 do hr.

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    Erick Says:

    Re: statement of one Adam Levine regarding Miss Sharapova.

    Gentlemen do not divulge their liasons with the ladies. I find Levine’s statement to be in bad taste and downright malicious; a sincere public apology is a must.

    I wonder if he really got intimate with Miss Sharapova. It could be that he tried but failed and to get back at her, issued this libelous statement; a simple case of sour grapes.

    Or, the other person’s reaction to Levine’s statement could be more accurate; he is a lousy lover and does not know how to please a woman.


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    Jacob Says:

    How could she moan when he has a microscopic penis